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  1. Okay Punksender dudes, I’m sending you a donation. I think I found an address that works for you guys. Your music kicks ass; and the spirit of all things punk must live on and thrive! It’s been a long time since I had really heard punk treated in any serious fashion!

  2. Well…it’s a shame that your site is down! Hopefully you’ll be able to fix your gear, and get the tunes cranking again soon. 3 weeks seems pretty lengthy for technical crap; but heck…I don’t have to work on it…don’t come crying to me!… Hopefully this site won’t turn into a Brittany Spears unicorn riding sissified geek transmission system. No excuses Punksender! Get it together dudes, this deafening silence sucks!

    • Hello Gunner, we try our best, but having this new whiskey seems to slow us down. Dont be afraid, that we just took your money and ran off. We will be back pretty soon. Hopefully.

      • No problem dudes, I see you found that roll of electrical tape during your last drinking binge. Glad the lunch money helped out with all your bad habits. Wish I was there to help you drink that Ocktoberfest beer…I’d write more; but apparently I fell into a cask of Bourbon last night and had to drink my way out. Apparently a few of my brain cells are angry about the the situation; I am attempting to kill the little bastards with high decibel punk music. Mosh on!

        • Sorry Punksender but Weezer doesn’t possess the supernatural punk powers to kill my one remaining braincell. I thought perhaps I’d utilize this comment section to ask for dating advice. You see…trying to be a gentleman in the trust sense of the word is difficult. I met a chick last night… She was hot…very hot…I tried to maintain eye contact; but…well, I couldn’t help staring at her tits. This happens frequently. Any suggestions Punksender? I almost feel guilty over these primal instincts.

          • ok, dating advice. When ever you see a girl you have to go immediately to her. Tell her how great her tits look, but instead of the word tits you use the words „your smile“ or „your eyes“.

            If you are not able to manage this, cause she is telling you that her face is not at the place, where you are looking at, then throw a beer over her breasts and then, as a gentleman, you try to lick them clean.

            To tell you more, we need more informations, so send some pictures of the girls in.

  3. The Prostitutes ‚hangover‘ seems to have done the trick, I suddenly feel the urge to drink heavily again. Thanks for keeping us healthy Punksender; you’re the best!

  4. So….why does your site get no stars as a rating? How can I vote to get you at least one star? Does anyone pay attention to these stars anyway? Is it cooler to have no stars at all? Are the stars counted and averaged? Is there a star committee? Where did I put my drink?

  5. Okay, here’s the deal. I first found your app on the Rad.io app. On the Rad.io app, Punksender has no stars. I am currently texting you through that app. Out of curiosity I went ahead and downloaded your self-standing Punksender app off the I store. Thanks for not making the app requirements for iOS only a 5. Apps that require higher iOS versions simply won’t work on older phones. Look, the only problem with the self-standing app is that the comments block keeps re-booting the page as you try to type. The app itself is much better than the one I downloaded through Rad.io…better graphics etc. Unfortunately, I had to switch back to the Rad.io app to write this. Better get that roll of electrical tape and bottle of booze back out, and take a look at that one day. Just thought I’d let you know about that technical issue. I’ll try to get you some stars for your rating; they don’t make it easy.

    • Ahhh, now you got us. You see, normaly we dont want anyone to write us, so we started to piss people off. Maybe we change that after the oktoberfest. first we have to see a lot of
      Blouses with plunging neckline.

  6. Dear Punksender, I am grateful for the wonderful dating advice. Sorry I was slow at responding. I tried the beer trick; but she seemed more surprised than turned on by the licking. Her boyfriend seemed even more surprised than her. I don’t care what the other customers think about my dating habits…there were some harsh words thrown around, some moshing I think…The rest is somewhat blurry as far as that goes; but I think it may have been successful. Do you think she’ll consider that a first date? I think I did a fair job keeping eye contact during the licking.

    • always keep the eye contact..
      if she has a boyfriend you have first to become friends with him ..give him a beer after you have spit in it, make sure he watches you. So you prove that you are more punk than he is.

  7. Good news, things are working out well with previously stated chickie; she likes buttery nipples. I dropped the ‚Ace of Spades‘ from Motörhead on her…Damn I miss that Lemmy! Now I think she want to give me her panties; but her mom was present. I got her daughter drunk and naughty; tipped her 10 bucks; and I fully intend to give her the schlong. Can I be any more of a Gentleman than that?

    • well, for instance you could have given the mother 20 Bucks for a lapdance? Dont be so
      stingy. Give her the feeling that her daughter is in good hands with you. Maybe you show her that you are godd at kissing and put your tongue deep down her throat?
      By the way, where are the pictures you wanted to send in?

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